John Donut

My philosophy on comedy is simple. Comedy is a muscle. Working out everyday with comedy and the multitude aspects of it. You begin to gain muscle. Personally I enjoy the "dry humor" aspect of the art. My opinion is that this is by far the greatest, because I can be funny in very subtle tones. Its not necessarily "jokes" witch I find to be showy. so there.

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October 8

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August 21

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January 22

RT @sheilasifferman I don’t like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. -Demetri Martin

January 21

JOHNDONUT.COM

January 20

Bryn’s Banana song

I used to be a zealously apathetic, lethargically peppy, incompetent virtuoso. Now I’m coping as a pleasantly bitter, seriously funny, useless success. -JohnDonut.com

Great minds think a lot. -JohnDonut.com

Two things a toaster can do that most sharks can’t, is instantly illuminate into a hot orange-red hue and more impressively sit on a kitchen counter for years. -Hugh Myrrh & John Donut